爬屋顶记

Dun doubt about what u have read! Ya exactly u are right, as stated in the title i climbed up to a roof today...
Somebody might ask...

Somebody:"Oi! How come bo tai bo ci climb up to roof? I thought u should be sitting inside air-conditional XXL lecture hall having fun learning with Leng-Luisss?"

I:"Dream la!!! I need to do 2 months practical before i can go into lecture hall kap lui study"

Somebody:"OIC... so what u need to do? got money de ma?" (dun laugh... alot people asked like this d... memang money face la u guys :p haha)

I:"MONEY??? 0 Euro... convert to RM how much? convert urself la lazy to count too much dy... What i need to do?? haha basically i need to do what they told me to do... So if they told me to run naked at the street? YES!!! Theoretically I have to... But dun worry guys they dun wan to make Global Warming worse so i wont be requested to do so..."

Somebody:"Ohhhhh... Then why climb to roof ler?"

I:"TOLD DY LOR... I do what they asked me to do so they called me to climb i ma climb LO!!!"

Ok... STFU and continue reading...

Actually I am asked to screw something and therefore have to climb up to the roof... Basically climb up to roof is not a big deal... really not a big deal summore its not high around 5-6meter only... BUT for me it is... Dunno since when i start to have some slightly Acrophobia... Sometimes!!! Especially the ladder is safe but feel like shaking shaking 1... But no choice... I cant go tell him "sorry ar tai lou... lim pek a bit kiu when climb high high ler... Can find other sui yu to do a?" If say like tat very no face ler so.....







CLIMB la

Go up no problem!!! PAk Pak Pak Pak Pak Pak Pak Pak Pak HUH~~~ Reach dy... Bo tai ci... Somemore enjoy the wind up there... then go get my job done...



Ok... Finish... Then CHAM lo... how to go down?? No place to grab or place to step except the ladder... Problem is when u move the ladder it shakes as well... Ngek~Ngek~Ngek~ SO i just couldnt get myself to the ladder and go down!!!

How ler???

Suddenly...







I FLEW!!!





If u laugh after seeing this sentence... Congratulations u are 100% normal...
If u feel schock after reading that sentence... Dun watch Heroes too much or later u might sent me an email call me PETRELLI CHEW (sounds so disgusting)


So... Nothing happen i just sat there look for any other alternatives to go down... By the way i just dun dare to come down and i dint cry and ask for help scream like kid ok... So if this image come out in ur mind u should slap urself 10 times at least so that ur brain can work better...

After 5 minutes the people I work with see I haven go inside and he started to search for me worried that i might get kidnapped by the eagles.... (Wear jacket if feel cold)... And then he saw me sitting there like people who want to commit suicide... zZz and later only he figured out i couldnt come down...

Deng lo....

He helped me to reput the ladder so that it is more stable and show me where to put my steps so that i can get down... SO at the end i came down safe and sound... So again if u think someone climb up and hug me like a little kid to bring me down go take 10 panadols cz u are having serious brain damage...

The most sia sui thing is... he later go tell his collegue about this... In Russian... so i understood nothing what they are chit-chating about... And i just stood beside them and smiled. Then his colleague looked at me and said (In German)

"Next time go grab 2 umbrellas, open them and jump down!!!"

Deng x Deng x Deng = Deng^3...
Kanasai make me so pai se... AFter this he told me i need to climb up again to pasang another 4 screws... Since i know the tactic dy so this time is just fine... Steady and selamber...
P/s: To juniors in KBU if u see this... DUN LAUGH... Ein Paar von Ihnen koennten die Naechste sein... :p

In conclusion... Today is the best day since i started to work here... 3 more weeks to go...
Monday-Friday work in this cleaning company...
Sat-Sun work with Garena-Warcraft-DotA Enterprise (need to OT summore)
so i am really tired!!! so dun complain i seldom update la wei...

Recently really not in good mood cause lots of things happening to me... Hope everything will get better soon... Lastly dedicate to one of my senior in Germany who just left us... RIP and u will be always in our hearts...