1. Study in the 1st day of Chinese New Year...
When u guys are having angpau and saying gong xi fa cai or playing poker and mahjung, the pity me is trying to keep my eye open in the german lesson... Huh 1st time in my life din celebrate new year.. SUMMORE nid 2 study the interesting german grammer...
"Nvmla bro... No pain no gain ma..." said sum1..
"Yalo no sex no baby ma..."
"Nowadays got test tube baby d.. No nid sex oso can..."
New year no cookies, no firework, no feeling like new year... Huh summore when look at ppl picture in facebook... TRIPPLE KILLED...
Just read an article in wikipedia... There written when chap goh meh girl throw orange to river and guys throw banana as a symbolic or pray for a relationship... Haha damn funny...
A question: Why orange and banana? It doesnt make any sense unless the shape of the fruits look slightly alike with a part of their body... Opps Not my fault ok... I juz make assumption according to the observations... Scientific spirit ok...
Ya but if i would nid to do tat next time, I will throw a DURIAN haha waiting for someone to throw MANGOSTEEN... Fruit king and fruit queen ma dis only make sense ok... Orange and banana? Do u expect d banana to stuck inside the orange o on d other way round? HAHA.. But the torns of the durian will definitely do a great job by attract the mangosteen and perhaps mangosteensss(plural)...
2. Watching tv dramas...
After coming here i jz realise how important a subtitle to me... Ya exactly the programme in Germany got no subtitle even in german... So sometime after watching the whole movie juz can understand roughly through the gesture.. The only scenes tat can understand without subtitle is the kissing and f***ing part... Some movies juz doing these are shown in tv.. Y not? Summore not censored... High megapixels quality guarrentied..
BUT due to the highly moral value in my deepest heart and as a holy mind thinker, i
Haha.. actually having lots of fun watching american dramas... HOUSE is damn cool... Highly recommended...
3. Hock Seng's birthday..
1st... Happy birthday to him... 2 pieces d lo...
2nd i would like to announce to everyone in this earth about a dangerous person which u all should keep a distance away from him when birthday or April fool...
MR L** *** ****(Haha after must consideration i censor his name cz later the porn company will hire him to be the director... But i think those study in KBU noe who he is)
Ic no.6793946424746 Sex:Male
His dangerous level is equal to every prisoners tat kept under the Quantanomo prison haha... Juz joking la... This guy ho give a cock to ppl as birthday present... Dun believe?
Haha.. 1st give him a big applause for his creativity(waste the carrot and mayo)... and actually thx him for bringing us lots of fun tat nite... Actually there are much more victims in Malaysia is "forced" by him to have another type of "blowjob" instead of blowing candle during their birthday... Destroy the nice cake...GOOD NEWS is his birthday is coming... WAKAKA... Tat y he behaves recently so good and polite hopefully we forget all the 罪孽 that he had done.. BUT IMPOSSIBLE... Now i urge everyone tat wanna revenge plz drop ur idea on my chatbox how 2 finish him during his birthday...
I will den try my best to
The one who come out with most cruel idea will receive a latest BMW as reward...
Mr L** *** **** is planning to run away d i think haha...
haha i think i have to stop here 1st... More updates of pics coming... Just finish my presentation 2day den the lecturer told us tat we gota not easy exam in dis weekk... HAMI??? Sipek sien... zzz
And i wish every JPA 2008 KBU australien boudn student and rui ming and melissa a save journey and happy life in australia... Before go must show off another german word... Auf Wiedersehen... Astallavista Baby
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