爬屋顶记

Dun doubt about what u have read! Ya exactly u are right, as stated in the title i climbed up to a roof today...
Somebody might ask...

Somebody:"Oi! How come bo tai bo ci climb up to roof? I thought u should be sitting inside air-conditional XXL lecture hall having fun learning with Leng-Luisss?"

I:"Dream la!!! I need to do 2 months practical before i can go into lecture hall kap lui study"

Somebody:"OIC... so what u need to do? got money de ma?" (dun laugh... alot people asked like this d... memang money face la u guys :p haha)

I:"MONEY??? 0 Euro... convert to RM how much? convert urself la lazy to count too much dy... What i need to do?? haha basically i need to do what they told me to do... So if they told me to run naked at the street? YES!!! Theoretically I have to... But dun worry guys they dun wan to make Global Warming worse so i wont be requested to do so..."

Somebody:"Ohhhhh... Then why climb to roof ler?"

I:"TOLD DY LOR... I do what they asked me to do so they called me to climb i ma climb LO!!!"

Ok... STFU and continue reading...

Actually I am asked to screw something and therefore have to climb up to the roof... Basically climb up to roof is not a big deal... really not a big deal summore its not high around 5-6meter only... BUT for me it is... Dunno since when i start to have some slightly Acrophobia... Sometimes!!! Especially the ladder is safe but feel like shaking shaking 1... But no choice... I cant go tell him "sorry ar tai lou... lim pek a bit kiu when climb high high ler... Can find other sui yu to do a?" If say like tat very no face ler so.....







CLIMB la

Go up no problem!!! PAk Pak Pak Pak Pak Pak Pak Pak Pak HUH~~~ Reach dy... Bo tai ci... Somemore enjoy the wind up there... then go get my job done...



Ok... Finish... Then CHAM lo... how to go down?? No place to grab or place to step except the ladder... Problem is when u move the ladder it shakes as well... Ngek~Ngek~Ngek~ SO i just couldnt get myself to the ladder and go down!!!

How ler???

Suddenly...







I FLEW!!!





If u laugh after seeing this sentence... Congratulations u are 100% normal...
If u feel schock after reading that sentence... Dun watch Heroes too much or later u might sent me an email call me PETRELLI CHEW (sounds so disgusting)


So... Nothing happen i just sat there look for any other alternatives to go down... By the way i just dun dare to come down and i dint cry and ask for help scream like kid ok... So if this image come out in ur mind u should slap urself 10 times at least so that ur brain can work better...

After 5 minutes the people I work with see I haven go inside and he started to search for me worried that i might get kidnapped by the eagles.... (Wear jacket if feel cold)... And then he saw me sitting there like people who want to commit suicide... zZz and later only he figured out i couldnt come down...

Deng lo....

He helped me to reput the ladder so that it is more stable and show me where to put my steps so that i can get down... SO at the end i came down safe and sound... So again if u think someone climb up and hug me like a little kid to bring me down go take 10 panadols cz u are having serious brain damage...

The most sia sui thing is... he later go tell his collegue about this... In Russian... so i understood nothing what they are chit-chating about... And i just stood beside them and smiled. Then his colleague looked at me and said (In German)

"Next time go grab 2 umbrellas, open them and jump down!!!"

Deng x Deng x Deng = Deng^3...
Kanasai make me so pai se... AFter this he told me i need to climb up again to pasang another 4 screws... Since i know the tactic dy so this time is just fine... Steady and selamber...
P/s: To juniors in KBU if u see this... DUN LAUGH... Ein Paar von Ihnen koennten die Naechste sein... :p

In conclusion... Today is the best day since i started to work here... 3 more weeks to go...
Monday-Friday work in this cleaning company...
Sat-Sun work with Garena-Warcraft-DotA Enterprise (need to OT summore)
so i am really tired!!! so dun complain i seldom update la wei...

Recently really not in good mood cause lots of things happening to me... Hope everything will get better soon... Lastly dedicate to one of my senior in Germany who just left us... RIP and u will be always in our hearts...

Moodless

I planned lots of things to write about this morning
Everything from Italy until i do my practical
especially at the moment my working hour ended
but now everything is ruined!!!!!
Jz on the way to go to Kaufland(Supermarket) the minute before i going to pay the bill
my wallet is no longer inside my pocket!!!
What is inside my wallet?
1. Money ( Pounds + Euros )
2. Malaysia IC
3. Bank ATM cards
4. Ticket for trains for July and Ogos (cost 110 Euros)
5. Setem to post Postcards
6. Fotos with Kiambangs (大头贴)
7. THE WALLET is real leather tat i just bought from Italy not enough 2 weeks ago...
This is so so so so so so so so so so FUCKING troublesome
I nid to froze my accounts and redo every cards and rebuy the tickets
Forgive my rudeness i need a way to 发泄 myself or i will become crazy
I will be more more more careful next time...
Now really no mood... no mood to dota... no mood to play... no mood to sleep... no mood to do anything but just starring at my handphone hoping someone will phone me when they found my wallet... Yes sound so stupid and impossible... I KNOW THAT!!! but beside thinking tat way i cant do anything liao...
DAMN MYSELF!!!
Hope i will get out from this cloudly mood soon and update wat i wan to update asap...
See u bye bye~

Update...

What am I doing recently?

A. Study study study!!! Exam is coming in less than 2 weeks time sure need to study la.
B. Nothing... (sounds logic right since i always talk craps 1)
C. DOTA...
D. WAtch movies... (hong kong 1.. america 1... 18 yo above 1(oi.. shhhh)... )

Choose one of the options above before viewing the result...






For people who choose
A...
Congratulations... You are an IDIOT!!! First day know me mer? My face look like study kia mer?

B...
Congratulations as well... YOU are not and IDIOT but u are 白痴... Eh clever is enough dun act clever... if everyone in the world think like u so easy this world no development already lo... Everyone will be orang utan stay inside the cave and have xxx all the time... Doesnt that sounds good?

C and D...
Yeah!!! Correct... Exactly!! DOta no nid explain lo... Movie.. ya I like to watch movie.. especially educational movie because i think only knowledge can improve the living quality of everyone of us... (I cant believe i wrote this... I go vomit 1st)

Ok... back to the point... Movies... Here are some of my favourites...

1. Prison Break
If u dunno this movie, please go back to Mars, Earth is very dangerous 1... Ya every homo sapiens in this earth must know what is this... Ok introduce briefly... Prison Break season1 is the best season of american drama that i have seen.. Nice plot... Interesting story line and the suspense make me cant stop going one episode after episode and the damn director is so irritating always end at the very exciting the part.. Two thumbs UP! Season 2 and 3 is for me so so only not really very nice but season 4!!! Even though the whole story doesnt sound quite logic but just ignore the bug and enjoy the way the actors present... I like the character Michael Scofield.. I mean the characteristic not the face ok... He has a brilliant brain(thanks to the editors) but he is so unlucky all the time... Everytime he comes out with some good idea but definitely thr are some obstacles tat will stop him down... But yet he dint just give up and still fight for it and goes till the end... Even though he is dead at d end of season4 due to unknown reason but his life is so interesting and meaningful... He sacrifices himself in order to free everyone and fight for justice and happiness for his friends, brother and the one he loves... Nice ending and this time really no more season5 already unless the editor want him to break out from the hell and tat time who the hell will go and watch?

2. 超级星光大道5
自从星光一班曝红后，我就没再追下去了，可能是对2，3，4班的选手没有特别喜欢的关系（除了梁文音）。但最近又在追看星光5了，这一季比较有看头了，至少发现了几个特别出众的。支持杨骏文!样貌对我不是主要原因，我很喜欢他声音的魅力，会让你很想很想一直听下去。还有他诠释歌曲很有个人的风格，只要再加强技巧，肯定会红。（讲到我好像很PRO酱haha... 不可以meh,讲一下会死啊？lol）But至少as一个观众他给我的印象是最深刻的。当然还有不少也是唱到sipek好的， like孙自佑，徐咏琳and bla bla bla... 所以讲有才华的人就去参加比赛展现出来，不要像有些人cincai做几首烂歌，里面加几句废话、粗话、乱乱shot人，以为很lansi酱，还show上Youtube，不懂在威个屁！Na去学学人家，要红就要有实力肯付出努力，而不是埋怨一大堆，做到自己很惨来bok同情。Huh seems like I first time teach good lesson ler... Not bad not bad got improvement... Come read my blog can turn u into a good human being better than go moral lesson right..

3. 再写下去就写不完了lo.. 你以为我很得空mer? Haha this time really need to go study dy.. Tomorrow got exam la wei... I think not only me always got the ambition to KILL and Rape(optional) the one who created Exam. Contect me if u find him... Kk till here... Bye...

Me

I lost my mind
I am crazy and perhaps stupid

Not Die Yet!!!

Hi! Halo! 你好!

Good news: WHen u see this post which means CHEW LAI KEAN masih hidup!!! Ok pai se la 2 months din update... Too busy recently go to sex party CLASSes and spend too much time with my lap top... YA DOTA ist drug!! EVIL!! waste of time!!! addictive!!!! BUT FUN! This reason is good enought to beat the other disadvantages... Play until no time study and skip "a small amount" of classes... BUT the worst ist... I have a special ability... I can dream phantastically... Sometime my dreams are so nice until i can actually enjoy to dream just like watching movie in GSC... I am not bull shiting ok... When i do something during the day and at night i will dream about it again and again(provided i slept tat night)... So when i play too much dota then the whole night is damn tiring because i am running in the jungle and stun stun stun!!! Oh god... SO the solution ist... USE NAGA SIREN haha... den i can sleep well... OK CUT CUT CUT!!!

So what have i done in this 2 months... Ok 1st of all... COntinue from the carrot dick story... As revenge another version of dick is established.. Haha Moral of the STory is... If u offer ppl a dick u will get a dick back as well... OMG sounds so gay... I mean if u force someone to suck urs later u have to suck his back... Which sounds gay oso... Haha... U guys wont understand until u let mr. L** know when is ur birthday... OK.. prepare to see???

Next thing to say... YEAH I went to LONDON wakaka... Oi London ler... Listen from young until now only got chance to see and feel the place... SO... I feel......... "CHeh"... Lol joking! YA London is really nice.... Lots of historical buildings and musuems... I like tower bridge and tower of london... A nice place to go for holiday but not to live coz no nice food like in MALAYSIA... Oh god i start to miss foods in malaysia jor... So photos in London coming cz i haven copy out from my camera gok... Till here... See u... ( predict less than 2 months) haha... TAKE CARE DUDES...

Nach einem Monat...(After one month)

Hehe 不知不觉 one month in here d.. Wat? Write the title in German cannot a? I like... Haha nola juz joking.. German not good cannot tayang... Well 2day mission is to crap what had i done for the past one month here... Wat did I do? Okok man man lai...

1. Study in the 1st day of Chinese New Year...
When u guys are having angpau and saying gong xi fa cai or playing poker and mahjung, the pity me is trying to keep my eye open in the german lesson... Huh 1st time in my life din celebrate new year.. SUMMORE nid 2 study the interesting german grammer...

"Nvmla bro... No pain no gain ma..." said sum1..
"Yalo no sex no baby ma..."
"Nowadays got test tube baby d.. No nid sex oso can..."

New year no cookies, no firework, no feeling like new year... Huh summore when look at ppl picture in facebook... TRIPPLE KILLED...

Just read an article in wikipedia... There written when chap goh meh girl throw orange to river and guys throw banana as a symbolic or pray for a relationship... Haha damn funny...

A question: Why orange and banana? It doesnt make any sense unless the shape of the fruits look slightly alike with a part of their body... Opps Not my fault ok... I juz make assumption according to the observations... Scientific spirit ok...

Ya but if i would nid to do tat next time, I will throw a DURIAN haha waiting for someone to throw MANGOSTEEN... Fruit king and fruit queen ma dis only make sense ok... Orange and banana? Do u expect d banana to stuck inside the orange o on d other way round? HAHA.. But the torns of the durian will definitely do a great job by attract the mangosteen and perhaps mangosteensss(plural)...

2. Watching tv dramas...
After coming here i jz realise how important a subtitle to me... Ya exactly the programme in Germany got no subtitle even in german... So sometime after watching the whole movie juz can understand roughly through the gesture.. The only scenes tat can understand without subtitle is the kissing and f***ing part... Some movies juz doing these are shown in tv.. Y not? Summore not censored... High megapixels quality guarrentied..

BUT due to the highly moral value in my deepest heart and as a holy mind thinker, i DID DIN watch...

Haha.. actually having lots of fun watching american dramas... HOUSE is damn cool... Highly recommended...

3. Hock Seng's birthday..
1st... Happy birthday to him... 2 pieces d lo...
2nd i would like to announce to everyone in this earth about a dangerous person which u all should keep a distance away from him when birthday or April fool...
MR L** *** ****(Haha after must consideration i censor his name cz later the porn company will hire him to be the director... But i think those study in KBU noe who he is)
Ic no.6793946424746 Sex:Male
His dangerous level is equal to every prisoners tat kept under the Quantanomo prison haha... Juz joking la... This guy ho give a cock to ppl as birthday present... Dun believe?

Haha.. 1st give him a big applause for his creativity(waste the carrot and mayo)... and actually thx him for bringing us lots of fun tat nite... Actually there are much more victims in Malaysia is "forced" by him to have another type of "blowjob" instead of blowing candle during their birthday... Destroy the nice cake...
GOOD NEWS is his birthday is coming... WAKAKA... Tat y he behaves recently so good and polite hopefully we forget all the 罪孽 that he had done.. BUT IMPOSSIBLE... Now i urge everyone tat wanna revenge plz drop ur idea on my chatbox how 2 finish him during his birthday...
I will den try my best to vanish his virginity(opsss) give him a blowjob(oppsss opsss) let him regret the sin tat he had convicted haha... T
The one who come out with most cruel idea will receive a latest BMW as reward...
Mr L** *** **** is planning to run away d i think haha...

haha i think i have to stop here 1st... More updates of pics coming... Just finish my presentation 2day den the lecturer told us tat we gota not easy exam in dis weekk... HAMI??? Sipek sien... zzz
And i wish every JPA 2008 KBU australien boudn student and rui ming and melissa a save journey and happy life in australia... Before go must show off another german word... Auf Wiedersehen... Astallavista Baby

KBU Memories~~~

Spent whole afternoon for this... Hope u all like it... Friendship Forever lu~~~
Can go my facebook 2 copy this image... There bigger and clearer...